Videogum’s Fake Interview with Emma Stone
Videogum: Can I tell you what is weird to me about your friendship with Taylor Swift?
Emma Stone: …
Videogum: It’s just how, like, you have sort of built this career on being this smart, cool, funny girl. You know?
Emma Stone: …
Videogum: But then Taylor Swift is this super-earnest, very chaste, boring pop sensation. Based on your public image you should be friends with Santigold or something, and instead you’re friends with Taylor Swift. Which means that somewhere in there is a lie.
Emma Stone: …
Videogum: I just think it’s weird.
Emma Stone: …
Videogum: You’re not talking to me anymore?
Emma Stone: …
Videogum: This interview is over.
Emma Stone: You don’t say that to me, I say that to you.
Videogum: So say it then.
